The Wit Store?

My uncle in Florida keeps writing again and again about how it is possible to make money on the internet. I have always dismissed this or ignored his statements with a courteous smile. In my small experience money is only truly made by hard work and/or people schmucking up talents that I have never possessed.

Upon reading this story though, I have to give more credence to his claims. There are so many possessed toys close to me that I feel only humiliation that I haven't thought of writing this piece.

Where do you go to purchase or obtain wit? Probably at the same place that one can purchase the ability to hit free throw baskets with accuracy.