911

dec 28 nose
Originally uploaded by noearlybird.

I (well Santa) got the kids a cheapo Bratz telephone and hooked it up
in their room. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

This pretty girl dialed 911 on Monday just to see what
would happen. I don't know if that is why she did it as she is still
not confessing to the act.

The sheriff drove up in our driveway and I lined up all the kids,
none would confess. He took my name, birthdate and more stuff I
can't remember now. If only I would've had the presence of mind to
have him take the kids down the road in his car in handcuffs.

I'm fairly sure it was her who did it based on non-verbal language
and more.

I'll be 68 when she is 18. Going to be interesting when I chase her
down at the prom or worse with my cane and walker.

The receiver on the phone is/are giant lips. I'm ruining my kids
with Bratz for sure.